Recipe for DISASTER, I tell you.

[castalia]

Gateworld is having an auction. The prize? Lunch with Tapping and RDA.

There are so many ways that can (and probably will) go wrong it's scary. I'm surprised RDA even agreed to it.

The signed "paddle" thing seems really weird. Why a paddle? Having anything signed by that many cool cast members would be a nifty thing to have, but a paddle? Do they mean a paddle as used for watersports? Argh, and that even sounds wrong. I'm assuming a canoe paddle or a kayak paddle, on account of the auction benefitting Waterkeeper Alliance. B/c the other type would be...just, no.

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[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

There are so many ways that can (and probably will) go wrong it's scary.

*is terrified*

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

The 'shippers will start a bidding war. Whoever wins will ask inappropriate questions. Security might be involved. *will have to duck and cover*

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"So are you shagging in real life and why did you betray us so you filthy whores? Have you read my story where Sam's a ninja?"

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

*dies so much* "Are there any more Sam/Jack kisses planned? Will you kiss for me now? What, you won't? I PAID for this and it's not entitlement whorish of me to demand a private show, dammit!!"

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"So, since the entire show's about their love, how do you cope with having to make episodes about other stuff? Don't you hate the writers for that? Can you sign my baby?"

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

"Is Jack ever going to retire and marry Sam and come live with her and clean her house and cook with beer and stuff? Here, I wrote a story about it, will you read it and tell me what you think?"

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Is Sam pregnant with his twins yet?"

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

"We were really disappointed that Sam was such a slut and dated people Other-Than-Jack so much. Was it hard to act like you slept with that director guy's brother?"

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Ibet you slept wiht him in real life, you WHORE."

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

"Jack, it's YOUR fault Sam is a whore. Why don't you both get married n real life? That would be so sweet, wouldn't it?"

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"How's that hussy you slept with in Season Three? Dead yet?"

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

"What about that kid you left behind on that world the one time? Why don't you and Sam adopt it? Then have twins, too, b/c twins means true wuv."

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Obviously the answer to #3 will be no, because only Daniel is allowed to be a ninja. And then AT will angst about why her character never gets to be a ninja. Nice going, nos! You made AT angst!

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Poor AT! Those darn ninjas, so sexist.

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Damn Joe Mallozzi and his sexist ninjas!

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Did she cry?

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Not until the word "Pete" entered the conversation.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

PETE! OMG I H8 HIM! AT DOES TOO COS I SAYZ SO!!

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

They should've made it a dinner with Amanda Tapping and David DeLuise. That would've been AWESOME.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Only if they recorded it for posterity,

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Gateworld Auction: A Luncheon With Amanda Tapping and Every Man Sam Has Ever Loved Romantically! Featuring Amanda Tapping, JR Bourne, Garwin Sanford, Christopher Cousins, Peter Flemming, William Russ and David DeLuise!

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

The Dead Boyfriend Society, whee!

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

"This auction is a fake. I know bcuz Jack isnot on it and those guyus are DEAD. Maybe gateworldsben hacked."

[lornelover.livejournal.com]

*puts on preemptive tin foil hat*

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

*thinks you look very fetching in it*

I love that icon, btw. Teyla would so say something like that.

[cimmerianwillow.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS* WTF a paddle? WTF?

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

I know! It's so weird. Some crazy person with far too much money to throw away is going to win and it's going to be a train wreck. There will be much cringing.