Snow in Southtown? What?

We have snow. In December. In the South.

I am flabbergasted. Befuddled. All atwitter (and boy, hasn't that word been corrupted now).

I know they predicted it but I honestly thought it would pass us by once it hit the ridge.

The worst part is, I can't go out and enjoy the novelty of it, b/c I'm stuck in here waiting for my new mattress to be delivered. Poop.