*plugs up ears*

I love cafés with WiFi that are open until midnight on weekends.

I hate the live music that so often accompanies this. Especially once it gets late and the employees themselves start playing, young boys with guitars and horrible cliché songs and crappy voices, not to mention the highly unnecessary speakers and microphones which are totally inappropriate for such a small space. The cheesy posturing and "hey, aren't I cool?" attitudes only make it worse.