"I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"

Just got an email titled "What Type of Fanfiction do you write?" I know the posting of emails is an iffy thing online, but this is only paraphrased and I don't know the person.

Basically they said they were a fanfic writer who focuses on "romantic WWE male and female fanfiction stories", is willing to do other fandoms as long as there is romance involved, and asked for parties interested in co-writing such fic to email back. He/she didn't sign a name.

I didn't have the heart to write him/her back and say I'm a slasher who hates "professional wrestling". It gave me a laugh, though, as the most amusing spam I'd gotten all day.

More depressing than amusing is some news about the casting of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" movie in ealgylden's post here. Please kill me now.

Speaking of insanity, GIP! The pic is courtesy of a very amusing online comic - Nice Hair - which pokes affectionate fun at Neil Gaiman, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, and others. This is Tim Burton, looking rather odd and crazy yet cute; the caption is a parody of the line from Hamlet "I am but mad North Northwest; when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw."