Pleeeeease, someone hire me. I can't hang around in limbo forever. The boredom alone is killing me.

I am so with you. Even temp agencies don't want to give me work. If I didn't have my volunteer hours at the library, I would have shrivelled up into a little ball of OMGSOBOREDANDUSELESS. It's not good when you can go for more than a week without leaving the house.